My name is Jordan, I’m 22 years young. I’m a lesbian. I live in Oklahoma, I want to live in California. Take pictures, surf and cuddle with my kittens all day :)Tumblr (3.0; @standingovation4life)http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9acl0s1zZ1r3b4cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232543400http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232543400Fri, 24 May 2013 12:39:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59cveDr4D1r93jzgo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232475439http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232475439Fri, 24 May 2013 12:38:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed359a346ee4030c7f3c09ea981bd16d/tumblr_ml26ubgGy31rncbneo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chemicaldarkshine.tumblr.com/post/47826756741/hardestcopy-bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have">chemicaldarkshine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardestcopy.tumblr.com/post/47824335060/bijou1986-a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her">hardestcopy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bijou1986.tumblr.com/post/47647121351/a-mom-went-to-have-dinner-with-her-son-who-lives">bijou1986</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="fbPhotosPhotoCaption" id="fbPhotoPageCaption"><span class="hasCaption">A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.<br/>During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.<br/><br/>Over the course of the evening, while<span class="text_exposed_show"> watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.<br/><br/>About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”<br/><br/>He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:<br/><br/>Hey Mom<br/>I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br/>Love,<br/>Your Son.<br/><br/>A couple days later he got a response from his mother:<br/><br/>Dear Son,<br/>I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.<br/>When are the two of you coming for dinner?<br/>Love,<br/>Mom</span></span></span></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cf695a892d01765c698cbfa860d9a9b7/tumblr_inline_ml65tpAuka1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>BEST MOM</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I’m cr<em><strong>YING</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232468653http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232468653Fri, 24 May 2013 12:38:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23509677e4ca59245ad2c1de626201d4/tumblr_mna0cb4CR21rwuj4qo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232318744http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232318744Fri, 24 May 2013 12:35:26 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48f3bb2dfc1cc66e79858d654596b211/tumblr_mgw65gS84w1rwey8mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232277852http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232277852Fri, 24 May 2013 12:34:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/556ced0625eb69e32083fa2a5756d3f7/tumblr_mnb785Jy5k1rj8k4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232270398http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232270398Fri, 24 May 2013 12:34:34 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70iiwub8C1rr2uo1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://harlequingirlx.tumblr.com/post/51152136485/reminds-me-of-broccoli-whatever" class="tumblr_blog">harlequingirlx</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>reminds me of broccoli…whatever</p></blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232245195http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232245195Fri, 24 May 2013 12:34:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dfb75a3ae8bcf54d910150aa18de72d/tumblr_mn1c5iRfuH1s2lkmyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232196043http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232196043Fri, 24 May 2013 12:33:11 -0400<p>Thank you! Yeah I personally am fine, it missed my house by like 2 miles. I have some friends and coworkers though who have lost their homes. It’s very sad.</p>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232142607http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51232142607Fri, 24 May 2013 12:32:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/153c6172b53bc33cb831f926d76e2321/tumblr_mhrhep88kx1rzdor3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231539877http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231539877Fri, 24 May 2013 12:21:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6532a61bbb084de07fbcee32ce7e0fd/tumblr_mjxke93zc21s3a9q6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231536526http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231536526Fri, 24 May 2013 12:21:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lpj2QZ6P1qg3ilro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231449623http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231449623Fri, 24 May 2013 12:19:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3917c585e7ee2b0cbc297c309717a4dd/tumblr_mhq2qzLJpq1rpbo22o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231443842http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51231443842Fri, 24 May 2013 12:19:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me2kp20gv51r2nxteo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51211264323http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51211264323Fri, 24 May 2013 03:03:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19e0b097f908cc59fefe0c2a4b3ab8b6/tumblr_mnaad2F8LI1qjmx6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>God I have such hot friends! #hotties #ladies #lovethesebitches @alibear71 @chelseeryan</p>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51201660385http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51201660385Thu, 23 May 2013 23:43:49 -0400ladieslovethesebitcheshotties<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88a863e7d72260d0a4901e721e2cdd37/tumblr_mn8duyXV351qjmx6yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My best bitch #partnersincrime #bff</p>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51121927458http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51121927458Wed, 22 May 2013 23:04:09 -0400partnersincrimebff<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/339042f90037fcd98ca9341277f7fa1e/tumblr_mjjv5oPOad1qbyxr0o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caitiekinss.tumblr.com/post/50996893486/this-cat-is-asking-to-be-petted-it-is-actually" class="tumblr_blog">caitiekinss</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <div>THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME</div> </blockquote> <p>Omggggggg</p></blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005398666http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005398666Tue, 21 May 2013 15:05:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfbbd3fe1413b217203532d1a2e5066f/tumblr_mmv5h2UvJ21qfgwwmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caitiekinss.tumblr.com/post/50996931685/selfie-hahahaha" class="tumblr_blog">caitiekinss</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#selfie hahahaha</p></blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005385568http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005385568Tue, 21 May 2013 15:05:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb88a82c4fd3ba27ccd73ed2664f0b02/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96e0652287d795eacdeac036fd27d96b/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19aa4747b837a3d2861d2a9df5d98ff4/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bba752bfd5edad6a5a5ab95cd8af731d/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3882e624a8dce23357d22e917ffbe753/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70ba2b360b08bddeed0e298e6143bf42/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6398a4118f79b28928c8ee19ae4331b4/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1c099aed526ed732c80f5d050f32f80/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5fd6e964d2b25808335a72d4a154799/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/878d024f57ab3e9458f0fdb05d1cc562/tumblr_mn00xdB3tT1s9bnj6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://caitiekinss.tumblr.com/post/50996987128/motionburnsthemood-abandoned-amusement-park-in" class="tumblr_blog">caitiekinss</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motionburnsthemood.tumblr.com/post/50730658826/abandoned-amusement-park-in-new-orleans">motionburnsthemood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans</p> </blockquote> <p>Bad ass. Take me there</p></blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005367453http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/51005367453Tue, 21 May 2013 15:04:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a7ac70d89872f678ccd351a467fa354/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aec7a72d96d1b3461d0d19b5bbd0a75c/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/097de6caf86d736a1b5882f82eeae9a0/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81fb7f4045015c7db5b44506762f6b45/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eca0b84e1606ad257f85c23392e90162/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ba195a3ed49c90d88cf97b4015239b0/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80b91dcf68b85588dffa01eb4d4e743b/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fb8da01169b420b2dc5e90d9911ac008/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8853183c41eaeb17c35a4b3cc26823e8/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1087751d96f889c3118bc062dc9c6968/tumblr_mlbpg8etj31qeoz8ro10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://collar4goodgirl.tumblr.com/post/50677736924/keslertran-tales-of-the-hornets-nest-oh-my" class="tumblr_blog">collar4goodgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://keslertran.tumblr.com/post/48083936600/tales-of-the-hornets-nest">keslertran</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tales of the hornets nest</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my!!</p></blockquote>http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/50961282916http://standingovation4life.tumblr.com/post/50961282916Mon, 20 May 2013 22:59:46 -0400